so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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