You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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