not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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