is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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