I just saw a hot homeless man
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
operation have a gay friend backfired
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
The ass gains better be worth it
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