If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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