He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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