She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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