ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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