The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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