It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
