Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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