Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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