marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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