And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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