I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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