i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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its like you know when i get waxed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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