Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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