What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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