i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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