just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
What drink are we having for lunch?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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