we have pet lesbian snakes
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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