Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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