Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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