i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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