you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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