...so i touched it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
As shirtless as possible
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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