Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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