Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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