No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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