Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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