you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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