Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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