hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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