it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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