how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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