normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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