"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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