Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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