why didn't you poke me back
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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