you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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