Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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