This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I cut my penus on the lid.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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