I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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