Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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