We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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