I feel great
I just peed on a car
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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