You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
