Duck Duck Cougar?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You made out with two different species that night
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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