He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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