dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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