I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
