ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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