I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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