he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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