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• (669): View more from California

  I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar

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• (516): View more from New York

  yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?

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  Why is that your only point of reference?

  (907): View more from Alaska

  Just answer the question

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one

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